You have just entered room "holochatcomm1337."
Tenel Ka XD: Right.
Master KDurron has entered the room.
Master KDurron: Hi your majesty.
Mia Tiska has entered the room.
Leia Solo 4 has entered the room.
HandmaidenAnhaje has entered the room.
Brodin Jesbar has entered the room.
x Jaina Solo has entered the room.
Clonemister has entered the room.
Clonemister has left the room.
Suave Colt Pimp has entered the room.
MasterJacenXD has entered the room.
Suave Colt Pimp: I hope you kids didn't start the party without me.
MasterJacenXD: You!
Master KDurron: Course not!
x Jaina Solo: Him!
Suave Colt Pimp: Me?
MasterJacenXD: What the kriff were you thinking bringing HER to the party?!
Leia Solo 4: Jacen, be nice
x Jaina Solo: Who is her? Am I missing something?
Suave Colt Pimp: Oh, I just met her in the docking bay as she looked loney...and hot
Master KDurron: Are you talking about that hot piece of Zeltron tail?
Mia Tiska: .....
MasterJacenXD: Hot? Yes I'll give you that one. But lonely? HA!
MasterJacenXD: You have any idea who'd she'd been trying to seduce before you?
Tenel Ka XD: ... excuse me?
Tenel Ka XD: Do you want me to start commenting on the brothers?
Suave Colt Pimp: Do I care?
x Jaina Solo: Does this have any relation to the people that seduced you back on...wherever you were?
HandmaidenAnhaje: Tenel Ka, what exactly happened on that ship?
MasterJacenXD: You should 'Uncle'. If I were more like....you...you'd be getting my sloppy seconds
Tenel Ka XD: Rhen Var, yes. Your brother apparently thinks the zeltron that eye-raped him and did whatever she did to him in the cockpit was "hot"...
x Jaina Solo: Jacen!
Mia Tiska: ......
Master KDurron: Jacen!
Master KDurron: Good job!
Mia Tiska: for once, I am really speechless
MasterJacenXD: She was warm to the touch
MasterJacenXD: What?
Master KDurron: I mean, you're horrible!
x Jaina Solo: ....
Master KDurron: You slut!
Leia Solo 4: Kyp, language!
MasterJacenXD: She is a slut isn't she Kyp?
x Jaina Solo: Jacen, I don't want to hear about how she felt.
MasterJacenXD: Oh you were talking about Jaina this time
Master KDurron: I'm sorry Mrs. Solo -- you're son needs to stop the slutting.
Leia Solo 4: Jacen! Language
x Jaina Solo: JACEN!
Master KDurron: No, I was talking about you Jacen. *eyes TK*
Leia Solo 4: Jacen! Stop doing whatever you were doing. And don't call your sister names.
Tenel Ka XD: Thank you, Kyp.
Master KDurron: Yeah, you owe me one, Queenie.
x Jaina Solo: First I'm a Huttling, now I'm a slut? Such a warm reception.
Tenel Ka XD: ... no, no I do not. Sorry.
Suave Colt Pimp: Tsk tsk Jacen, if I had a hot Hapen Queen I wouldn't even look at other women. And dry humping them in a cockpit would be totally out of the question.
MasterJacenXD: It's just a joke sis...
projectfarmboyIX has entered the room.
Brodin Jesbar: Can someone please explain who did what and who brought who to the party?
Tenel Ka XD: A joke...?
MasterJacenXD: Yeah... YOU deal with HER pheremones and we'll see what YOU do
Tenel Ka XD: *nods her head at Lando* I agree with him.
Mia Tiska: Me too
Suave Colt Pimp: Oh I'm sure I'll do lots of things...
MasterJacenXD: Oh then maybe I should mention who almost got double teamed in the bunk room?
Suave Colt Pimp: *wink*
Suave Colt Pimp: Oh my! Details!
Leia Solo 4: Luke, maybe you can bring some order to this mess.
projectfarmboyIX: I really doubt it
x Jaina Solo: You were right, Jacen. I could wait to hear about it. I don't want to hear about it.
Tenel Ka XD: Go ahead and mention it then. If you can mention how "hot" she was, then I can mention that yes, the Queen Mother almost got double teamed in the bunk of the ship.
Tenel Ka XD: Are you happy now?
Master KDurron: I am!
Master KDurron: *beams*
Tenel Ka XD: ...
Tenel Ka XD: Right.
MasterJacenXD: I tried to tell you
Mia Tiska: ....wow
MasterJacenXD: I tried to tell you
Tenel Ka XD: Tried to tell me what?
MasterJacenXD: (I've got lag so bad for some damn reason)
Suave Colt Pimp: A Hapan sandwich hmmmm?
x Jaina Solo: You could have stopped with the 'I got seduced' part. You didn't have to include dry humping in cockpits and double-teaming in bunk rooms and all that... Save my imagination
Leia Solo 4: Mine too, please.
MasterJacenXD: Well, it never happened.
MasterJacenXD: It was stopped before anything serious occured, thankyouverymuch
Tenel Ka XD: Thanks to Gadell, I know it never happened with you and her.
Tenel Ka XD: He said you had the "guiltiest look on his face ever" -- then he proceeded to try to imitate it.
x Jaina Solo: Yes, but now I get to think about what could have happened.
Tenel Ka XD: It was actually quite amusing.
Suave Colt Pimp: Not the happy couple we all thought.
MasterJacenXD: Pheremones, Lanod, pheremones
Mia Tiska: They're officially a couple?
Suave Colt Pimp: You two are bigger sex fiends than Jaina
Tenel Ka XD: Pardon me?
x Jaina Solo: O_O
projectfarmboyIX: Heyy
x Jaina Solo: What!?
MasterJacenXD: And you were guilty too, highnessness
x Jaina Solo: Since when am I a sex fiend!?
Tenel Ka XD: Did I deny anything? No.
projectfarmboyIX: That's not a very nice or smart thing to say
Suave Colt Pimp: What can I say, I'm neither of those things Luke.
Leia Solo 4: I'm glad you were able to resist the pheromones though, Jacen and Tenel Ka. It's not a nice position to be in.
Master KDurron: And that's why we love Lando.
Suave Colt Pimp: Just a killer smile with an ass that won't quit.
Tenel Ka XD: It really is not a nice position to be in.
MasterJacenXD: You just wish you were Lando, Durron
x Jaina Solo: We should just name this holochat 'let's all call Jaina names' and be done with it.
Master KDurron: Psh, please little Solo boy.
Suave Colt Pimp: Awww, call me when you're 18.
projectfarmboyIX: *looks confused*
x Jaina Solo: ...
Tenel Ka XD: ((HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHA))
Master KDurron: ... awkward!
Suave Colt Pimp: Lando will make it all better (when you're 18).
Master KDurron: Lando never made it better when I was 18.
Master KDurron: How sad.
Leia Solo 4: Lando, stop hitting on my children.
x Jaina Solo: This is disturbing and wrong.
MasterJacenXD: Kyp, stopping hitting on Lando
Master KDurron: Stop getting hit on by other women and maybe I'll consider it.
MasterJacenXD: Lando already HAS a date...
x Jaina Solo: And I won't mention that I'm not 18. Thanks, Lando. -_-
Suave Colt Pimp: Pffft, would should I have known that cantina Rodian girl had mites. Anyway, the cream cleared that up Kyp.
MasterJacenXD: Remember the long black haired green eyed beauty?
x Jaina Solo: *under 18
Master KDurron: Oh yeah! Zekk needs to go on his date with Lando!
Suave Colt Pimp: Should I start hitting on you then Leia? *wink*
HandmaidenAnhaje: Tenel Ka, I'm not sure if I will come to any more of these chats. They're disturbing
MasterJacenXD: HER date you mean
projectfarmboyIX: Hey, no hitting on my sister.
Leia Solo 4: You do and Han will kill you.
MasterJacenXD: If I don't do it first you mean...
Leia Solo 4: And then I might kill you
Suave Colt Pimp: Waaaaait, Jaina is legal?
x Jaina Solo: ...Kriff.
Suave Colt Pimp: Oh you wouldn't do that Leia, after all we've be through together.
projectfarmboyIX: This should not be so interesting for you
x Jaina Solo: Her children might, though.
Leia Solo 4: Nor such news. Jaina turned 18 a few years ago.
Suave Colt Pimp: Those all night "backrubs", smuggling "runs"
Tenel Ka XD: Oh Anhaje, I never understood why they always turn out like this. But they are amusing, you have to admit.
HandmaidenAnhaje: At least now I know what happened on that ship. O:-)
MasterJacenXD: What ALMOST happened you mean...
HandmaidenAnhaje: Details...
Leia Solo 4: Backrubs, Lando? You must be confusing me with Ackbar.
MasterJacenXD: So you DO have a Calamarian fetish just like dad said!
Suave Colt Pimp: Well either you or Ackbar, I remembered a fishy smell...
x Jaina Solo: I always thought that was a joke...
x Jaina Solo: ;)
MasterJacenXD: With Lando sis? Never take anything lightly
Leia Solo 4: Oh, don't wink in the general vicinity of Lando, Jaina. Ever.
Leia Solo 4: He'll believe it's directed at him.
Suave Colt Pimp: That's how your mother ended up with Anakin, so she knows what she's talking about.
projectfarmboyIX: Listen to your mother
x Jaina Solo: Not at him.
Leia Solo 4: Do not bring up Anakin, Lando.
Suave Colt Pimp: Oh right, that...
MasterJacenXD: I think mom would've slept with Xizor before she slept with you Uncle
projectfarmboyIX: *puts fingers in ears*
Leia Solo 4: In point of fact, Xizor got further with me than Lando ever did. And Xizor did not get very far.
Suave Colt Pimp: Not what I heard
Leia Solo 4: You're also delusional
projectfarmboyIX: *starts to sing* Don't want to hear this, please
x Jaina Solo: Is it too much to ask to not have to think about my mother's sex life?
projectfarmboyIX: I second that request!
Leia Solo 4: I thought it was all right, considering your brother is tossing around his.
MasterJacenXD: Got too much going on in yours sis?
x Jaina Solo: ...
MasterJacenXD: I am totally NOT. You can blame that on Lando
x Jaina Solo: No.
MasterJacenXD: In fact, it's all his FAULT
Leia Solo 4: I'm glad to hear that, Jaina
Suave Colt Pimp: Leia, show everyone that trick you learned on Ryloth.
Leia Solo 4: ....
Tenel Ka XD: I think it is Lando's fault. He is the one who brought her to the party.
MasterJacenXD: Exactly
Suave Colt Pimp: My fault? What did lovable Lando do this time?
HandmaidenAnhaje: and the "her" is the one Jacen was with in the cockpit?
projectfarmboyIX: Please, don't show us. Whatever it is, do. Not. Show. Us.
Leia Solo 4: No worries there, Luke
MasterJacenXD: Yessss it is
Suave Colt Pimp: If you want Luke, I have Holo's in my ship.
Tenel Ka XD: Yessss, her.
HandmaidenAnhaje: I think she should stay out of Tenel Ka's way for the evening.
Tenel Ka XD: I think she should too.
Mia Tiska: *snort* no kiddin'
projectfarmboyIX: What part of "don't show us" was not understood, Lando?
Suave Colt Pimp: The "don't" part I think, I never understood what that word meant
MasterJacenXD: They both better stay outta mine. And the brother too
x Jaina Solo: Uncle Luke, do you know any good Jedi techniques for erasing horrible thoughts from my mind? Horrible, horrible thoughts?
Suave Colt Pimp: It's called Jedi Colt 45 trick.
MasterJacenXD: Tryin to erse those thoughts of you and cap'n carboard?
projectfarmboyIX: Um, no.
x Jaina Solo: We are not bringing up the subject of Jag right now, Jacen.
Mia Tiska: mm possessive
MasterJacenXD: *scrolls up* Oh look, I just did
Mia Tiska: I like that, jacen
Mia Tiska: you should go after tenel ka. I'm sure she'd like it too
x Jaina Solo: And if you really must know, they're thoughts of you and zeltron women and Tenel Ka and brothers and mother and Lando and all this other stuff I would rather not think of
MasterJacenXD: Yes. I am. Very. It wasn't my fault what DID happen, but I stopped tiall for something bad did....
Leia Solo 4: come to think of it, I think I would like a selective memory wipe too.
x Jaina Solo: Kriff you, Jacen.
Tenel Ka XD: Oh Jaina. You should see the brothers though, they are quite attractive.
Tenel Ka XD: *eyes Jacen*
MasterJacenXD: Yes. I am. Very. It wasn't my fault what DID happen, but I stopped tiall for something bad did....
HandmaidenAnhaje: attractive, you say? hmmm
Master KDurron: *licks finger and puts it in the air* Tzzzzz... burn.
x Jaina Solo: Really? Hmm..
Tenel Ka XD: Kyp, are you drunk?
HandmaidenAnhaje: He usually is.....'
x Jaina Solo: When is he not?
Master KDurron: Noooo... not yet...?
MasterJacenXD: Were they both attractive when they were about to gang-bang you, Highnessness?
Suave Colt Pimp: Wooo, Lando likes.
MasterJacenXD: Shut UP Lando
Tenel Ka XD: *shrug* I do not remember that point very well. But, if they looked like they did before that -- then I am sure they were.
Master KDurron: Oooo she smirked.
MasterJacenXD: ...
Suave Colt Pimp: Tenel Ka, I know a few decent guys if you like that sort of thing.
Master KDurron: Look, she's finally opening up emotionally to everyone.
Tenel Ka XD: I do not.
Suave Colt Pimp: Hell, I bet Luke is game. Right buddy?
MasterJacenXD: ............
projectfarmboyIX: Um.
MasterJacenXD: I need a drink. Now. A STRONG drink....
MasterJacenXD: NO COLT 45!
Tenel Ka XD: And Kyp, please. I will come over there and dump whatever you are drinking all over your head.
HandmaidenAnhaje: I believe Master Skywalker is married.
Suave Colt Pimp: Colt 46, now with 10% more Lando goodness
projectfarmboyIX: YES! I am.
Tenel Ka XD: I am sure you have not showered in awhile, so it is not like it will matter.
projectfarmboyIX: *wasn't sure what the game was*
Leia Solo 4: That is so wrong. I need the memory wipe.
Master KDurron: ... how did you know that?
Suave Colt Pimp: Ohhh right, Mara.
Suave Colt Pimp: Me-ow, Master Skywalker.
Tenel Ka XD: I know you.
projectfarmboyIX: Yes, Mara.
MasterJacenXD: Still crusty Master Durron?
Master KDurron: hmhmhm *insert hiccup here* yeah.
projectfarmboyIX: Hey, you're not allowed to 'me-ow' about her!
Suave Colt Pimp: I know her well....very well.
x Jaina Solo: Lando, is it really necessary to talk about everything with a pulse in a sexual manner?
Suave Colt Pimp: I did more than me-ow back in the day.
projectfarmboyIX: ...
Leia Solo 4: I really don't know what your father saw in him
MasterJacenXD: He left him, remember?
x Jaina Solo: I'm afraid I'm lost, too.
projectfarmboyIX: I don't know why you keep bringing things up, it was a long time ago and all an act
MasterJacenXD: He only came back when he had no choice
Suave Colt Pimp: He just followed on my coattails to get the women that weren't up to lando standards.
Leia Solo 4: Yes, thank you for bringing that up, Jacen
Suave Colt Pimp: Act? Well there was some role playing...
MasterJacenXD: "Lando standard" meaning they have to have suckers on each finger
projectfarmboyIX: *sticks fingers in ears* Lando...
Suave Colt Pimp: Too good for Rodians, boy? I always knew you were a bigot.
x Jaina Solo: .. This is getting increasingly worse.
Master KDurron: Lando, why aren't you a holostar yet?
MasterJacenXD: When you were out tryin to make a credit or 2, I was trying to save all the non-humans I could...
Master KDurron: but but...
Master KDurron: Lando made robots!
Tenel Ka XD: ... oh dear.
Suave Colt Pimp: That I did. And won the war.
x Jaina Solo: Has anyone been monitoring how many drinks Kyp has had?
Tenel Ka XD: Only himself. Which means no one is keeping track.
Master KDurron: Only a couple...
x Jaina Solo: Couple dozen?
Suave Colt Pimp: Can't handle the booze?
Master KDurron: I love the booze.
Brodin Jesbar: Drinking too much can make you do bad things
Mia Tiska: And you would know, Brodin
Master KDurron: Not me!
Brodin Jesbar: Why do you think I said it?
Master KDurron: I'm speeeeshul!
Tenel Ka XD: Oh wow.
Mia Tiska: yeah he's a goner
x Jaina Solo: Oh, I'm sure the effect is profound on you.
Master KDurron: *beeeams*
x Jaina Solo: Kyp, don't make me come over there and dump water on your head. You know I will.
MasterJacenXD: Oh wow
Suave Colt Pimp: Wet shirt contest?
projectfarmboyIX: No
x Jaina Solo: No. NO. NOT wet shirt contest.
MasterJacenXD: Lando....*force pushes*
Tenel Ka XD: *facepalms with her one hand*
Suave Colt Pimp: Come on, I couldn't have been the only one thinking that!
projectfarmboyIX: ...
projectfarmboyIX: looks like you were
x Jaina Solo: ... yeah, I think you were.
Tenel Ka XD: Kyp probably would have, if he was coherent.
Master KDurron: wha?
x Jaina Solo: Case in point
Master KDurron: case in wuuut?
projectfarmboyIX: Go lie down, Kyp. Or. Drink something...unlike you usually would.
x Jaina Solo: Kyp, put down the booze or get a bucket of water on your head. It's your choice.
Leia Solo 4: that or a large cup of caf
Master KDurron: maybe seki can bring me water or gadell bring water... or something. mmm water. or caf yesss.
Master KDurron: happy lifeday to meeeee
Suave Colt Pimp: Don't get too drunk Kyp or you won't be able to enjot my gift!
HandmaidenAnhaje: ....
x Jaina Solo: I can only imagine...
Master KDurron: oooo! what'd ya get me calrisssssian?
HandmaidenAnhaje: I don't think it's safe accept anything from him, Kyp
Tenel Ka XD: Yes, please. Share.
Leia Solo 4: Maybe he did us a favor and left his terminal and we'll never have to hear
x Jaina Solo: You actually want to know?
Suave Colt Pimp: Just a free pass to a twi'lek brothel
Suave Colt Pimp: all day access!
projectfarmboyIX: *slaps forehead*
x Jaina Solo: Oh, Force...
x Jaina Solo: Just what he needed
Master KDurron: haahah yah! does 'lema work there?
x Jaina Solo: ...Alema. Ugh.
Mia Tiska: y'know, they better be getting paid there and not being held there against their will. cause if they are, I'll bust that place apart before Kyp can get to his 'present'
Master KDurron: she's hot as long as she keeps her mouth shut heeehe *slumps against his holoterminal*
Mia Tiska: now might be a good time to dump water over his head.
Tenel Ka XD: Mmm, maybe we should get Kyp drunk more often. So uh, Kyp... what do you think about Corran Horn?
MasterJacenXD: Dump it over Calrissian's first. It was HIS gift...
Master KDurron: heyyyy missy. when did you start getting all catty and stuffs.
MasterJacenXD: Oh Force...don't get him started there...
x Jaina Solo: I'm not going anywhere near Lando with water and this white shirt, Jacen.
Mia Tiska: me catty or tenel ka catty?
Tenel Ka XD: I am usually not. You just set something really annoying off in my mind and practically beg for this, Durron.
x Jaina Solo: Kyp seems to do that to a lot of people.
Mia Tiska: I think she's scary when she gets angry
MasterJacenXD: Just ask her grandmother
Master KDurron: everyone is catty. rellcats are pretty. i would go on a yavin safari just to see them! hey jacen. hey.
MasterJacenXD: Yeah Kyp?
Master KDurron: did you have any rellcats when you were a little brat?
projectfarmboyIX: *snort*
Leia Solo 4: The brat that you babysat so often, hmm?
MasterJacenXD: *facepalms*
MasterJacenXD: He's done folks
Master KDurron: i asked you a question you silly little soloooo.
MasterJacenXD: Why, no Kyp. I didn't. I missed out on those. Darn.
Master KDurron: i want you to use your magical animal skills and find me a rellcat. i'll pay you in something like credits or something.
HandmaidenAnhaje: something "like" credits?
Master KDurron: can you do like... a rellcat call or something like can you go out in the woods and be like MEWWOOO!!! cause that's what they sound like you know?
x Jaina Solo: Why in the galaxy would you need a rellcat, Durron?
Leia Solo 4: Oh dear Force.
MasterJacenXD: Why don't you go take a little nap, and we'll see what we can do when you're more...sober....
projectfarmboyIX: *covers mouth from laughter*
Master KDurron: you know, right? that's what they sound like.
MasterJacenXD: I dunno Kyp *grins* How do they go again?
Master KDurron: *wipes hand across nose and shifts across the terminal* MEWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mia Tiska: Please tell me you're using this as blackmail material
MasterJacenXD: Oh, totally
Mia Tiska: (roflol crusty kyp)
x Jaina Solo: He would certainly deserve it.
MasterJacenXD: One more time, buddy. We need to work on that call
Leia Solo 4: Oh, Jacen, that's not very nice...
MasterJacenXD: But it's sure funny
projectfarmboyIX: Shhh Leia.
Master KDurron: *insert loud raspy sigh here* MEEEWWOWOWOWOWOOOOOOO!!! where's mah booze.
MasterJacenXD: You know you'll want a copy, Mom
Leia Solo 4: *trying not to laugh*
Leia Solo 4: I think I just might
x Jaina Solo: Can I get one too?
projectfarmboyIX: ...and me.
MasterJacenXD: Here have some more... Everyone can get one...
MasterJacenXD: Excpet Lando. He'll pay for his...
Master KDurron: heeeeeeeey what are you passing out copies of.
Suave Colt Pimp: Pay for what?
Master KDurron: it's my lifeday, i can do whatever.
MasterJacenXD: Nothing Uncle Lando. Just..nothing
x Jaina Solo: Anyone else up for showing him a copy when he's sober?
HandmaidenAnhaje: I think Kyp's imitation of the rellcat call should be termed his mating call
Suave Colt Pimp: I just bark, works well enough.
Master KDurron: sober wuuut?
Master KDurron: dun show it to zekk
HandmaidenAnhaje: It will stop any females from falling for him once they see what the "mating call" is like.
Master KDurron: then he'll want to jump me or something
Leia Solo 4: Oh but of course.
x Jaina Solo: Apparently Zekk wants to jump you without the mating call, so I wouldn't worry about that.
Leia Solo 4: ...That's not something I wanted to know
x Jaina Solo: Sorry, Mom.
MasterJacenXD: Oh know Kyp. Zekk already wants to jump you. This might stop him. You have do this all the time now. You never know whwere he might b e.
Master KDurron: zekk wants to marry me.
Master KDurron: and he has pretty hair. i gave him all his secrets.
Master KDurron: why do you think the little kriff looks like me?
x Jaina Solo: Lando may be hurt. I thought we promised him Zekk
Suave Colt Pimp: Him?
MasterJacenXD: So tell me the real reason why he calls you 'Mater Pudge'
Master KDurron: cause i'm fat. and old. i'm old. i need more booze.
Leia Solo 4: No, you don't
MasterJacenXD: Yes, he does
x Jaina Solo: No, no you most certainly do not.
Leia Solo 4: Unless you want to imitate other animals for us
x Jaina Solo: Jacen, stop him before he gets alcohol poisoning or something. Stop the encouragement.
Master KDurron: don't push me.
Master KDurron: kid.
Master KDurron: if you recall *hiccup* correctly...
Master KDurron: ...
MasterJacenXD: Oh he's fine sis. He's not to that point yet...
Master KDurron: i forgot what i was gonna say after that
MasterJacenXD: He's juuuusst now gettin good and drunk
Master KDurron: i think it was something about decimating a planet
x Jaina Solo: That's no reason to push him to that point, brother.
Master KDurron: but i never did that
Master KDurron: why would i do such a thing
MasterJacenXD: Your brother maybe?
projectfarmboyIX: All right, I must be off...Kyp, please---um. No more drinkies.
x Jaina Solo: Evil twin did it? I can relate. I've got one of those.
projectfarmboyIX: Play nice, everyone! Bye!
MasterJacenXD: I haven't met her yet, sis.
Master KDurron: my... what? night skywalker master luke man. no more drinkies
Leia Solo 4: Good night, Luke
projectfarmboyIX: Very good, no more drinkies.
MasterJacenXD: G'night Uncle Luke
projectfarmboyIX: Night!
Master KDurron: *beaaaams*
x Jaina Solo: 'Night Uncle Luke
Suave Colt Pimp: Leaving Luke?
projectfarmboyIX: *snort* Bye
Suave Colt Pimp: Say hi to Mara for me.
projectfarmboyIX: ...
Tenel Ka XD: Good night Master Skywalker.
projectfarmboyIX: Bye Lando.
Suave Colt Pimp: Byyyye.
projectfarmboyIX has left the room.
Master KDurron: i need more drinkies.
MasterJacenXD: You're a very brave, or very stupid man Lando. He's the most powerful man in the galaxy and you're making crack about being with his wife?
Master KDurron: lando, you have to have a stash somewhere.
Suave Colt Pimp: Of course but shhhh
Master KDurron: i'm gonna break
Master KDurron: imma gonna uh... move away from the terminal for a minute. but i'm not... getting another drink...
x Jaina Solo: I don't believe you.
Master KDurron: i do.
Master KDurron: i believe me.
Master KDurron: let's play a game.
Mia Tiska: uh oh...
x Jaina Solo: oh wonderful
Suave Colt Pimp: strip sabacc?
x Jaina Solo: NO.
Suave Colt Pimp: plz?
MasterJacenXD: No way old guy
Tenel Ka XD: ((OMG LANDO SAID PLZ <3))
Master KDurron: that would be the best lifeday present ever.
Master KDurron: or a rellcat.
Suave Colt Pimp: Well I don't want you to play, Jacen.
x Jaina Solo: ... don't make me feel bad enough for you to do it, Kyp.
MasterJacenXD: You'd do it for Kyp?
Mia Tiska: Not playing strip anything with anyone but my husband
x Jaina Solo: ...
MasterJacenXD: What else would you do for Kyp, sis?
Suave Colt Pimp: marry me!
Brodin Jesbar: *scowl* I didn't need to know that, Mia
Mia Tiska: I'm *already* married
Tenel Ka XD: ((HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA))
Suave Colt Pimp: again!
Mia Tiska: you missed me a few weeks ago
x Jaina Solo: ((XDDDD))
Mia Tiska: I was single before the banquet
Tenel Ka XD: ((LANDO IS MAEBY))
Mia Tiska: sorry
MasterJacenXD: ((so is!!))
Tenel Ka XD: ((AND I DIE))
x Jaina Solo: I hate you, Jacen. With a passion.
Suave Colt Pimp: ((yah!))
MasterJacenXD: Why Jaya?
Master KDurron: i've made a huge mistake.
Tenel Ka XD: ((*feels a horrible horrible fanfiction coming on*))
Mia Tiska: why, you don't want a rellcat after all?
MasterJacenXD: Lando.
MasterJacenXD: ...
MasterJacenXD: Selfish Lando.
Suave Colt Pimp: Treat for Lando?
Master KDurron: i've always wanted a rellcat. my brother and i were gonna get one when we were little.
Master KDurron: but he go boom
Master KDurron: he didn't leave a note that says he was still on the planet
Master KDurron: that's why you always leave a note
MasterJacenXD: And that's why you always leave a not
MasterJacenXD: e
Leia Solo 4: :(
Master KDurron: i need some pop-pop.
x Jaina Solo: : (
Tenel Ka XD: The mere fact that you are calling it pop-pop shows me that you are not ready, Durron.
Suave Colt Pimp: Awww, cheer up sugarpop
Master KDurron: sugarpop.
Suave Colt Pimp: Yes rontomittens?
Master KDurron: is that like a pet name for me or something?
Master KDurron: wait, are you telling me you want to be my sugardaddy?
MasterJacenXD: I think Kyp wants his check from Tendrando Arms....
Suave Colt Pimp: Oh right, Tendra
x Jaina Solo: Lando doesn't need to be anyone's sugardaddy. He's already everyone's in his head.
Master KDurron: he likes his head
Mia Tiska: ....EW
Master KDurron: heheh i need more drink.
x Jaina Solo: No you don't
MasterJacenXD: Yes he does
MasterJacenXD: Let him drink till he passes out
MasterJacenXD: Then we'll see how eager he is to drink again
x Jaina Solo: That hasn't worked the last several times, so why should it now?
MasterJacenXD: Oh
Master KDurron: like i haven't done that before.
MasterJacenXD: I see your point
Master KDurron: i built up a reserve in the spice mines.
Suave Colt Pimp: Ever dip into the stock?
Master KDurron: i dipped into lots of things.
Suave Colt Pimp: ew
Master KDurron: you like it. uh huh.
Suave Colt Pimp: So, what if I do?
MasterJacenXD: Did Lando just get one-upped by Durron?
Leia Solo 4: That is disturbing
Suave Colt Pimp: Nah of course not
x Jaina Solo: Very.
MasterJacenXD: I knew it was too much to hope for...
Master KDurron: he got one-upped by drunk durron. that's even betttteeerrrr
MasterJacenXD: Hey Kyp. You didn't even get a chance to show off you're Crusty little phrases either...
Master KDurron: wait drunnnkkk there's a knock on mah door
Suave Colt Pimp: Maybe it's a serial killer
Master KDurron: oh my phrases i'll spare these people i'm sure they don't want to fall in love with me tonight
Master KDurron: yeah or zekk
Master KDurron: wait, he's a serial killer.
Suave Colt Pimp: there's a difference?
Suave Colt Pimp: ohhhh
x Jaina Solo: Zekk is not a serial killer.
x Jaina Solo: Force, you people...
Suave Colt Pimp: "I kriffed a serial killer" Next week on 'laying with Lando'
Suave Colt Pimp: My new talk show
Master KDurron: laying with lando can i be a guest star?
Master KDurron: 's mah lifeday i want to be on the holonet!
Master KDurron: i don't know if i want to be laying with lando. but i want to be a star.
Master KDurron: i want to train rellcats on the holonet.
Suave Colt Pimp: I don't "lay" with guys
x Jaina Solo: It's just your life's dream, huh?
Master KDurron: rellcats? they're so fuzzy and cute *hic*
x Jaina Solo: Or something like that...
Tenel Ka XD: ... he is never going to live this down.
Suave Colt Pimp: Jaina, if you cut your hair you
Suave Colt Pimp: 'd look like jacen
Suave Colt Pimp: hmm
x Jaina Solo: What a revalation!
Master KDurron: that would creep me out
Suave Colt Pimp: twins!
MasterJacenXD: It's called being twins Calrissian. What of it?
Master KDurron: jacen would need a bra.
x Jaina Solo: I mean, I never would have guessed, seeing as we're oh, identical twins.
MasterJacenXD: No, Jacen would NOT need a bra...
Leia Solo 4: oh dear
x Jaina Solo: Sure he would
Master KDurron: i mean jaina jacen jacia would need a bra.
x Jaina Solo: I'll lend you one, alright, bro? :)
Suave Colt Pimp: perky enough to get on without, jacen?
Master KDurron: i think jacen should wear a bra.
x Jaina Solo: Me too
x Jaina Solo: Sounds like a wonderful idea
Master KDurron: jacen likes when it's cold in the room
x Jaina Solo: Mmm I'm sure he does.
Master KDurron: he's like LOOK AT ME! I'M AS HAPPY AS A LITTLE GIRL!
MasterJacenXD: Jacen likes it when Kyp smashes his face on the holo terminal
MasterJacenXD: *uses Force*
Master KDurron: i don't smash my -- hey you crotchety little punk
x Jaina Solo: Oh, come on, Jasa, it's all in fun. You don't want to dress up like me?
Master KDurron: i'm not a jedi master for nothing.
MasterJacenXD: Kirff no?
x Jaina Solo: I'm wounded.
MasterJacenXD: You're also DRUNK
Master KDurron: drunken jedi master
Master KDurron: it's a new fighting style.
Master KDurron: i can teach it to you
MasterJacenXD: It served you soooo well in the past
Master KDurron: young grasshoppabez
Master KDurron: it has.
Suave Colt Pimp: I remember when Leia used to dress you two up in matching skirts
Master KDurron: i got tipsy on hapes and ended up in like... the handmaiden hall.
MasterJacenXD: THAT never happened
Leia Solo 4: That must have been Kyp when he babysat them
Tenel Ka XD has left the room.
You have just entered room "holochatcomm1337."
x Jaina Solo: Sure it did. There's holos, Jacen.
HandmaidenAnhaje: *raises eyebrow*
x Jaina Solo: Who wants to see?
Suave Colt Pimp: Jaina even remembers
Master KDurron: yeah i dressed them in skirts. it was classy!
x Jaina Solo: He looked quite adorable.
MasterJacenXD: Bah. Photoshopped holos
Tenel Ka XD: ...
Suave Colt Pimp: suuuure
Tenel Ka XD: I would like to see these holos.
x Jaina Solo: Photoshopped? No. They're quite normal.
x Jaina Solo: I'll send one along to you, Tenel Ka.
MasterJacenXD: Oh look!! A Huttling!
Suave Colt Pimp: No! It's just Jacen in a dress
MasterJacenXD: *points, force fries holos*
Suave Colt Pimp: you were a hungry kid
x Jaina Solo: I'm not affected by that any longer, Jacen. Get new material.
Master KDurron: that's of teh darkness sides jacen.
Master KDurron: you are gonna be a sithly in no time, i should know.
MasterJacenXD: No, you wouldn't...
x Jaina Solo: Yep, it's a sure thing. Jacen's going to the dark side.
Master KDurron: i wouldn't?
Suave Colt Pimp: Jaina had a own brush with it, if I remember correctly
Suave Colt Pimp: Sith girls show cleavage!
x Jaina Solo: ...
x Jaina Solo: The red dress may have been tight, but there was not that much clevage. And I was not a Sith, thank you very much.
Suave Colt Pimp: There was enough :-)
x Jaina Solo: You weren't even there!
Master KDurron: he saw holos i'm sure
Suave Colt Pimp: I'm Lando, I'm everywhere and all knowing
Master KDurron: and a pimp
Suave Colt Pimp: And that
x Jaina Solo: Kyp, please don't tell me you took holos.
Suave Colt Pimp: But don't call my escort's whores.
Mia Tiska: why not?
Master KDurron: nooo i didn't.
Suave Colt Pimp: might hurt their whorish feelings
Mia Tiska: of course.......
x Jaina Solo: Then how, may I inquire, could he have gotten a hold of holos of me in that dress?
Suave Colt Pimp: holonet, I did a corusearch
x Jaina Solo: Kriff. I don't think I like being famous.
Master KDurron: i do. except it doesn't help cause i'm like.. not married or anything.
Suave Colt Pimp: and a few holoshopped images of your head on other women's bodies
Suave Colt Pimp: I enjoyed those
x Jaina Solo: It's okay, though. The holosearches for Jacen turn up even better results.
x Jaina Solo: There's pictures of him in dresses that look even better than the ones I had.
Master KDurron: kriffin' a. i must see those.
x Jaina Solo: Brother, I must say that lavender floral print looks exceptional with your skin tone.
MasterJacenXD: Kriff this! All they did was photo shop a pic of you and take the hair out.
MasterJacenXD: I'm goin to bed.
MasterJacenXD: Good night
Master KDurron: that's why your cheekbones looked so perfect in that picture...
MasterJacenXD has left the room.
Leia Solo 4: Good night, son
Tenel Ka XD: Oh, he is bitter now.
x Jaina Solo: I always knew those features looked too good to be his...
x Jaina Solo: Meh, he'll get over it.
Suave Colt Pimp: Jaina does look better in a dress
Tenel Ka XD: He will.
Tenel Ka XD: He will have to get over it.
x Jaina Solo has left the room.
Master KDurron: are they gunna go argue now or somethin'?
Suave Colt Pimp: twincest?
Mia Tiska: EW
Mia Tiska: bad thoughts. I need to go scrub my brain
Suave Colt Pimp: need an extra hand...or two?
Mia Tiska: NO
Master KDurron: oh maaaan haha
Master KDurron: alrighty kiddies kypsie needs his bed now. he's about to pass out
Mia Tiska: think I'm going to go too
Mia Tiska: night everyone
Brodin Jesbar: night
Suave Colt Pimp: Pffft, kids these days
Leia Solo 4: Good night, Kyp, don't hurt yourself or anything on the way to your bed
Mia Tiska has left the room.
Master KDurron: haha i won't mrs. solo. thank ya
Master KDurron has left the room.
Suave Colt Pimp: Ohhh, five people left, four of them girls
Suave Colt Pimp: Lando likes those odds
Tenel Ka XD: Oh Lando, I wish I could keep those odds up for you. But I have to bail as well.
HandmaidenAnhaje: um, me too
Tenel Ka XD: Jacen is hurting himself by looking at pictures on the holonet he found of him in dresses.
Leia Solo 4: in that case I think I need to be going as well
Suave Colt Pimp: Won't stay Leia?
HandmaidenAnhaje: I have to help Tenel Ka with something.
Suave Colt Pimp: Catch up a bit?
Leia Solo 4: I think we've done enough "catching up"
Suave Colt Pimp: ohhh, can I help too?
HandmaidenAnhaje: ....
HandmaidenAnhaje: good night
Suave Colt Pimp: awww shucks, sorry to hear that Leia.
HandmaidenAnhaje has left the room.
Leia Solo 4: yeah, too bad
Leia Solo 4: good night, Tenel Ka
Suave Colt Pimp: :-(
Leia Solo 4 has left the room.
Tenel Ka XD: Aw Lando. I apologize.
Tenel Ka XD: But all good things must come to an end/
Suave Colt Pimp: It's ok
Tenel Ka XD: And you can pimp again tomorrow.
Suave Colt Pimp: I guess...
Brodin Jesbar: right. I should get going too.
Brodin Jesbar: fun to talk to everybody
Tenel Ka XD: Good night Brodin
Tenel Ka XD: Sleep well
Brodin Jesbar: good night Tenel Ka :) you too
Brodin Jesbar: and uh, good night Lando
Suave Colt Pimp: thanks
Brodin Jesbar: :)
Brodin Jesbar has left the room.
Tenel Ka XD: GOOD NIGHT LANDO.
Suave Colt Pimp: NIGHT QUENNY
Suave Colt Pimp: QUEENY*
Tenel Ka XD: SLEEP TIGHT AND DON'T LET THE TWI'LEKS BITE.
Tenel Ka XD: (Or do, since you like it.)
Suave Colt Pimp: I HOPE THEY DO
Suave Colt Pimp: