So apparently the celebrities we oh-so religiously follow read our site (come on, it's the number one gossip site in the GFFA, hur hur)! They thought they would keep us interested and entertained and amused by sending us things they have created/found around the Holonet. We'll keep you posted if they send us anything else!


[ hologame customizations ]

1.) Jacen and I were beating each other up in a hologame called Mortal Kombat: Armageddon and you could create kreate a fighter. So we each made one that resembled us, sort of, and fought with them. As you can see, I kind of went with a Jedi Ninja thing because Hapan + Ninja + The Force = automatic win. My normal fighting stance was HAPAN and my weapon style was RANCOR -- while Jacen's fighting style was ANIMALE and his weapon style is obviously the horribly wrong spelling of LIGHTSABER.

You cannot see my badass braid in this picture and they had no option to lop an arm off. So I had to have two to fight Jacen. I also won. Pretty much every time.

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(Not true.)

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Very true. Moving on.

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[ holonet people generators ]

haha, we all found these things around the holonet and decided to make ourselves in them. click them to see the full amazingness of each of them. right now some of are from some weird programs from the planet earth. the simpsons and south park. you earth people are weird. mrs. solo also made some awesome ones of "hipsters" - i have no idea what that is but it looks really funny.

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I found this "doll maker" on the Holonet and decided to make my family and their nice friends! I think it looks very sweet!

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We are annoyed these foolish things only cater to humans.

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LOOK HOW AMAZING I LOOK! And sorry about that middle finger in the South Park one. I couldn't help it. Well, you know, I probably could. But I didn't.

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Oh man. These look freakishly like me. I also am a fan of that flower background. Tenel Ka said it went good with my eyes and my sweater. I think she was making fun of me but it's always hard to know when she's joking or being serious. :\

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Again, like the Mortal Kombat hologame from above, there was sadly no option for a missing arm. So everyone will just have to deal. And it was highly amusing to make these, actually. Maybe I will make some more. (And I was joking, Jacen.)

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So, what's with the clear human bias here?

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i am so awesome. and what? i like ice cream.

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So, call me vain but I decided to have a flashback here to before I was an amputee/burn victim.

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[ messing with toys! ]


 

1.) TheWhaleBaby (one of our bestest buds) used to work at a shop in a chain of stores around the galaxy called Build-A-Bear. She made these dolls for Tenel Ka during the holidays as a present. Everyone we know always makes fun of the creepy people dolls (the animals are much cooler, I'm sure Jacen agrees) and it was nice to see them actually get used for something that wasn't TOTALLY CREEPY.

I want a pair of my own. Somebody make me something for the holidays. Actually no. I want one of me. Both arms. Studly. Come on. Someone make me a doll. Please...? I'M CUDDLY, DAMMIT. D:

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